My daughter (3 years old) did not run to the side of the shed during a play date and pee.
My son (1 year old) does not try to poke out the eyes of his little girl friends.
The redeeming moment of the day was when Ava, completely unprompted, said to me "thank you for taking me to school and thank you for signing me up for camp. I had a lot of fun". Wow!
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.