Chief Home Executive Job Description

I am the Chief Home Executive of our household. I have two apprenti (2 years and 4.5 months old). In my Executive role I have quite a variety within my portfolio that include but are not limited to Vice President Finance (budgeting), Property Manager (house cleaning), Soul Mate, Friend, Lover, Mother, Wife (these within our household - many other relationships outside not listed), Paramedic, Psychologist, Comedian, Laundress, and Dish Washer. When I give myself important title designations it makes me feel more special in my 24-hour role. Creative ... yes. Crazy ... I would be more so without the titles!